I believe I'll have the ponytail....

Highly accurate if incomplete depictions of lesbian haircuts to the left, here. How they've overlooked dreads and/or the buzz cut is beyond me. Should read:

"the buzz cut"
Favored by Marines and dykes in on-the-go and fast-paced careers like mechanics and Jello wrestlers. Minimal effort required.

"dreadlocks"
For the discerning feminist-bookstore dyke. The dreads can also double as scarves, and food storage containers. Minimal effort required.